Sunday January 1, 2006
Happy new Year - ICU Jokes



How do you treat a depressed intensivist?
Give IV fluid bolus.


Nurse: Doctor, what should I do 'wedge' is going up ?
Intensivist: Sell !


What do you call a baby get born in the high tech ICU?
cordless!


Intensivist: "Well, Mrs. Jones, I'm afraid you're not quite as sick as we'd hoped."